Daily Archives: September 14, 2011

A Letter to Myself: Quit Being a Little Bitch

Dear Erica,

Your friends are pointing out that you’ve been down in the dumps a lot lately.  Emo status updates, old mix CDs, and a complete lack of patience for anyone or anything.  Sometimes, you’re downright unreasonable.  So I’ve got one thing to say to you:

Quit being a little bitch.  

Your life isn’t so bad.  You have a great job, and you can pay your own bills.  So quit your bellyachin’.  It’s also Fall, which is your favorite season.  So get your ass outside, go for a run, and smell the leaves.  And I know you’re moving into a new apartment in a week and a half, so that’s damn exciting, too.  Plus, your new car is well worth the payments.

Your parents are pretty awesome, too.  So quit being so cranky with them.  And other things–well, if they’re meant to be, they’ll be.

Otherwise, go drink a beer, relax, and shut up.




Posted by on September 14, 2011 in Daily Happenings


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