…another article on gourmet marshmallows… This is not helping my bad mood tonight!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Marshmallows are the new “hip” thing? Marshmallows. Really.
ATTENTION HIPSTERS: Don’t ruin marshmallows!!!!!
Do you remember when I told you that I can determine the future? You know, just by my thoughts alone? Like when I had a hard time finding maxi dresses, and all the sudden they were popular. Or when I thought, “I’ll go nautical this summer” and all the sudden Target and every other blessed store had nautical-themed clothes all summer?
Well last night, I was jonesin’ for a marshmallow (not the vanilla or gingerbread ones I had left over from Christmas) but an honest-to-God Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow. Mike was in town and kind enough to go buy me a bag of the jumbo ones. And then I get to work and read this bullshit. Marshmallows are trendy.
Well now…marshmallows are trendy. TRENDY! Marshmallows can’t be trendy! I mean, I’ll eat the strawberry ones, or the vanilla and gingerbread ones that are of the Kraft Jet-Puffed kind…but hipsters are ruining this.
Now marshmallows, the simple food that comes in a bag and makes the best part of s’mores, are available in trendy bakeries and cafes across the nation.
- Cinnamon marshmallows
- Strawberry basil marshmallows
- Chocolate rosemary marshmallows
- Cherry chocolate marshmallows
- Fruit and honey marshmallows
- Luscious Lemony Meringue or Caramel Swirl marshmallows
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I’m staying on the marshmallow bandwagon, but I’m going to stick with the original. Eff you, hipsters.