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Deal Breakers are National News!!!…or at Least Fark.com News

25 Jan

Remember that time I told you I could tell the future?  I did it again.

Well, I read Fark.com daily–all of it–because “it’s not news, it’s Fark!”  (Now I bet you’re figuring out why I say “farking” all of the time.)

So Fark.com has people submit odd news stories they find throughout the day with snappier, funnier headlines than what actually happened.  There are some doozies.  They also hold open threads sometimes.  The one yesterday that sparked this blog post?

What kind of thing do you consider an immediate deal breaker when you’re on a date with someone?

Trendsetter?  You bet your ass I am.

So here are some Fark Deal Breakers, mixed in with a few more of my own (in Italics) and sans-gender (OMG):

  • Reading (and enjoying) Twilight, The Hunger Games, The DaVinci Code (that last one was for you Dzanko)
  • Eating like a pig
  • Slurping through a straw
  • Having sexual organs that are not representative of the body (i.e. a chick with a dick, a dude without one)
  • Wedding rings (How did I miss this?  Because wedding rings are sexy…)
  • Follows the WNBA
  • Rude to the wait staff
  • B.O.
  • Being so “green” that I can’t do anything without ridicule
  • Ordering for me
  • Immediate talk about medical ailments they have or that run in their family
  • Talks too much about an ex
  • Can’t hold a conversation
  • Poor hygiene

I’m telling you people, all you have to do is keep reading to stay ahead of the trend.  😉

 

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3 Comments

Posted by on January 25, 2012 in Daily Happenings, The Book of Love

 

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3 responses to “Deal Breakers are National News!!!…or at Least Fark.com News

  1. snarkysnatch

    January 25, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Deal Breakers for me….being entitled, jealousy, violence, not having a sense of humor, couch surfing, peeing off the side of a bridge into oncoming traffic, dressing up like a Klingon for Star Trek Conventions, attaching a stadium pal (urinal) to his leg for Browns games, and of course emailing me a pic of his penis round off the top of my list.

     

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