I was going to start this post with an apology to any parents who use these things…but it wouldn’t be sincere.
These are the stupidest items I’ve ever seen. Quit coddling your kids into weakness!
(All photos courtesy of Amazon.com)
1) Kneekers: knee pads for your nuggets. Seriously? Kids are meant to crawl around, and their knee caps are squishy specifically for that purpose. OMG they got a callus! Shut up.
2) Thudguard Protective Helmet: Um… What? Kids bump their heads. Get over it.
3) The Juppy Baby Walker: Really parents? Are you that lazy? Bend the fuck over and teach your kids to walk.
You people sicken me.