Top Five Men-Producing Countries

18 May

It’s been awhile since I’ve been crude and talked about men like the pieces of (glorious) meat that they are.

So today, I will give you the Top Five Men-Producing Countries.  WTF does that mean?  It means the countries that produce the type of men that I would like to date.  So…here we go.

Top Five Men-Producing Countries (in no specific order):

1)  Iceland – Manly men.  Manly manly manly.  Like Hermann Hreiðarsson.  6ft 3in of man right there.

2)  Ireland – Fun, drunk, and dead sexy.  Like Colin Farrell.  Bad.  Ass.

3)  Canada – Strong, toothless, wonderful.  And bearded.  Like Carrie Underwood’s husband Mike Fisher.

And Dave Salmoni:

4)  Denmark – Um…what?  Where the hell did Nikolaj Coster-Waldau come from?  And why is he not on my Guilt-Free Three?

5)  Australia – Golden, blonde, beautiful.  Caine Eckstein?  Yeah.  I’ll forgive the belly shirt for this guy.

And Chris Hemsworth:

And the good ole USA for Josh Holloway:


Posted by on May 18, 2012 in Daily Happenings


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2 responses to “Top Five Men-Producing Countries

  1. Greg

    May 18, 2012 at 8:41 am


  2. Jerry Pope

    May 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    My top five women-producing countries:
    1. France: lots of wine, 2-3 hour lunch breaks to fool around in the park, French accent.
    2. Mexico: dark skin, Spanish accent, fiestas.
    3. Canada: Shania Twain and Rebecca Lee, there must be something in the water. Wow.
    4. Amsterdam: Girls hanging out in hash bars, is there anything closer to heaven on earth?
    5. Japan: Super-hot women, naturally sexy, awesome language.


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