Remember that time I told you I could tell the future? I did it again.
So Fark.com has people submit odd news stories they find throughout the day with snappier, funnier headlines than what actually happened. There are some doozies. They also hold open threads sometimes. The one yesterday that sparked this blog post?
Trendsetter? You bet your ass I am.
So here are some Fark Deal Breakers, mixed in with a few more of my own (in Italics) and sans-gender (OMG):
- Reading (and enjoying) Twilight, The Hunger Games, The DaVinci Code (that last one was for you Dzanko)
- Eating like a pig
- Slurping through a straw
- Having sexual organs that are not representative of the body (i.e. a chick with a dick, a dude without one)
- Wedding rings (How did I miss this? Because wedding rings are sexy…)
- Follows the WNBA
- Rude to the wait staff
- Being so “green” that I can’t do anything without ridicule
- Ordering for me
- Immediate talk about medical ailments they have or that run in their family
- Talks too much about an ex
- Can’t hold a conversation
- Poor hygiene
I’m telling you people, all you have to do is keep reading to stay ahead of the trend. 😉