My Current Guilt-Free Three – January 2014

Let’s be honest–I change my Guilt-Free Three (prepare for exploding ovaries–Chris Hemsworth is in that post) more than I change my underwear (insert Chris Hemsworth joke here).

See?  I dig folk singers.

Yeah.  And handymen.

And this one.  Generally, just men from Jersey make me weak at the knees.

What?  Friday Night Lights?

And just a general Guilt-Free Three?

So who’s in the Guilt-Free Three on January 13, 2014?  Here you go:

Chris Messina, please stop being so farking adorable.  Your smiles are worth millions of bitcoins.

Anderson Davis aka “Zesty Guy” – You make me want to play with fire.  And to learn to cook.  And look at all these pictures for at least 20 hours a day.

Chris Hemsworth, I can’t quit you.

 

Ovaries Beyond Glowing–Now In Nuclear Meltdown

Uh…as I sit here with my tongue hanging out of my head and panting, I can think only to show you these:

All photos courtesy of Buzzfeed.  Click to see more!

 

Chris Hemsworth, Why Do You Do This To Me?

Ermahgerd…Chris Hemsworth.Thank you, GQ (all photos courtesy of GQ).  This puts me in a very good place…and a very bad place.  VERY BAD PLACE.  😀  What a Hump Day.

 

50 Shades of WHOA WTF DID SHE JUST SAY?!

I haven’t read 50 Shades of Grey outside of the “sneak peak” I got from Amazon, and the few minutes I stood in Target giggling like a school girl with Mike as we paged through looking for “the good scenes.”

I can say I got a feel for what is in the book from reading, but the majority of my impressions have been formed by celebrities reading the book aloud.

Look:

Ellen reads it:

Gilbert Gottfried reads it:

And then there’s this–the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman reading it, including Chris Hemsworth.

IF they make a movie, I might have to see it…because they’re interested in Chris playing the main guy.  SCORE:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

 

Top Five Men-Producing Countries

It’s been awhile since I’ve been crude and talked about men like the pieces of (glorious) meat that they are.

So today, I will give you the Top Five Men-Producing Countries.  WTF does that mean?  It means the countries that produce the type of men that I would like to date.  So…here we go.

Top Five Men-Producing Countries (in no specific order):

1)  Iceland – Manly men.  Manly manly manly.  Like Hermann Hreiðarsson.  6ft 3in of man right there.

2)  Ireland – Fun, drunk, and dead sexy.  Like Colin Farrell.  Bad.  Ass.

3)  Canada – Strong, toothless, wonderful.  And bearded.  Like Carrie Underwood’s husband Mike Fisher.

And Dave Salmoni:

4)  Denmark – Um…what?  Where the hell did Nikolaj Coster-Waldau come from?  And why is he not on my Guilt-Free Three?

5)  Australia – Golden, blonde, beautiful.  Caine Eckstein?  Yeah.  I’ll forgive the belly shirt for this guy.

And Chris Hemsworth:

And the good ole USA for Josh Holloway:

 

Guilt Free Three Update: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE CHRIS HEMSWORTH?!

Um, here’s the update:

Angus Stone

Taylor Kitsch

And CHRIS HEMSWORTH.  WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!  

I’m sorry.  I can’t talk right now.  My mind is elsewhere.