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My Current Guilt-Free Three – January 2014

Header-01Let’s be honest–I change my Guilt-Free Three (prepare for exploding ovaries–Chris Hemsworth is in that post) more than I change my underwear (insert Chris Hemsworth joke here).

See?  I dig folk singers.

Yeah.  And handymen.

And this one.  Generally, just men from Jersey make me weak at the knees.

What?  Friday Night Lights?

And just a general Guilt-Free Three?

So who’s in the Guilt-Free Three on January 13, 2014?  Here you go:

Chris Messina, please stop being so farking adorable.  Your smiles are worth millions of bitcoins.

Danny Castellano

Anderson Davis aka “Zesty Guy” – You make me want to play with fire.  And to learn to cook.  And look at all these pictures for at least 20 hours a day.

Chris Hemsworth, I can’t quit you.

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Posted by on January 13, 2014 in Daily Happenings

 

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Ovaries Beyond Glowing–Now In Nuclear Meltdown

Uh…as I sit here with my tongue hanging out of my head and panting, I can think only to show you these:

All photos courtesy of Buzzfeed.  Click to see more!

 
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Posted by on July 24, 2012 in Daily Happenings

 

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Chris Hemsworth, Why Do You Do This To Me?

Ermahgerd…Chris Hemsworth.Thank you, GQ (all photos courtesy of GQ).  This puts me in a very good place…and a very bad place.  VERY BAD PLACE.  😀  What a Hump Day.

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Posted by on June 27, 2012 in Daily Happenings

 

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50 Shades of WHOA WTF DID SHE JUST SAY?!

I haven’t read 50 Shades of Grey outside of the “sneak peak” I got from Amazon, and the few minutes I stood in Target giggling like a school girl with Mike as we paged through looking for “the good scenes.”

I can say I got a feel for what is in the book from reading, but the majority of my impressions have been formed by celebrities reading the book aloud.

Look:

Ellen reads it:

Gilbert Gottfried reads it:

And then there’s this–the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman reading it, including Chris Hemsworth.

IF they make a movie, I might have to see it…because they’re interested in Chris playing the main guy.  SCORE:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

 
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Posted by on May 23, 2012 in Daily Happenings

 

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Top Five Men-Producing Countries

It’s been awhile since I’ve been crude and talked about men like the pieces of (glorious) meat that they are.

So today, I will give you the Top Five Men-Producing Countries.  WTF does that mean?  It means the countries that produce the type of men that I would like to date.  So…here we go.

Top Five Men-Producing Countries (in no specific order):

1)  Iceland – Manly men.  Manly manly manly.  Like Hermann Hreiðarsson.  6ft 3in of man right there.

2)  Ireland – Fun, drunk, and dead sexy.  Like Colin Farrell.  Bad.  Ass.

3)  Canada – Strong, toothless, wonderful.  And bearded.  Like Carrie Underwood’s husband Mike Fisher.

And Dave Salmoni:

4)  Denmark – Um…what?  Where the hell did Nikolaj Coster-Waldau come from?  And why is he not on my Guilt-Free Three?

5)  Australia – Golden, blonde, beautiful.  Caine Eckstein?  Yeah.  I’ll forgive the belly shirt for this guy.

And Chris Hemsworth:

And the good ole USA for Josh Holloway:

 
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Posted by on May 18, 2012 in Daily Happenings

 

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Guilt Free Three Update: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE CHRIS HEMSWORTH?!

Um, here’s the update:

Angus Stone

Taylor Kitsch

And CHRIS HEMSWORTH.  WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!  

I’m sorry.  I can’t talk right now.  My mind is elsewhere.

 
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Posted by on April 12, 2012 in The Book of Love

 

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